January 2008
13 posts
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10 Husbands
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin”.
“What?” said the puzzled groom? “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going...
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Best Invention of 2007
Roberts Toot-Tone is without a doubt the Best Invention of 2007! Way to go, haha!
It’s super easy to use! Just insert the cofortable selflubricating Toot-Tone capsule and let it rip!
Thanks Toot-Tone!
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Cheatmaster for PSP firmware 3.80 M33
Here you can download a working version of Cheatmaster for the PSP running custom firmware 3.80 M33 (tested on all updates of 3.80 M33 incl. M33-5).
1) Unpack the file
2) Place both of the folders in the root of your memorystick overwriting files if needed
3) Reboot PSP
4) Start the game
5) Press the Note button (the one on the left of the “Select” button”) to bring up the...
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Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret
If a turret bitches about its job and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You bet it does. “A Day in the Life of a Turret” catches two turrets on the job during a typical day at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and the monotony that lies within. The turret comes from a game called “Portal”.
I wonder if there will be...
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Best Party Ever, Part 3
Haha! As I’ve predicted earlier, Corey Delaney is now world famous! His story been shown on Channel 4 News, Sky News, many other smaller TV channels, he’s been interviewed on Fox FM radio…
And now there’s a Corey Delaney Song - Music Video! Woohoo, LOL! Check it out!
The song itself was originally played on the Dools and Linda show on TripleJ, 16/01/2008.
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Best Party Ever, Part 2
Update on Corey Delaney’s world-known party back in Melbourne. That 16 y.o. kid get job offers from all over the places - as a hoster of parties for the younger audience and as a hoster of a wedding… Man! If he plays his cards right, he’ll earn these $20,000 in no time!
So, kids… If you want a job, throw a party for 500 local homeboys and girls, wreck the whole...
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Best Party Ever
Large party in Melbourne’s south-east. 500 teenagers. Police cars damaged. Bottles thrown at officers. Neighbors scared. Police helicopters and dog squad called in. $20,000 cost to the public. Parents yet to find out…
I loved the ending… “Go away and take a good long hard look at yourself” as if she (the reporter) is going to teach him something and make herself...
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Memory Stick Problems on PSP 3.80 M33
So, today was the time to upgrade my PSP to the newest custom firmware - 3.80 M33-2 (by Dark_Alex). The update went fine, but when I’ve tried to connect my PSP to my PC, I couldn’t see the usual structure of my memory stick…
All I could see is some ISO file named UMD9660.ISO which was 320 MB (336.164.864 bytes)… And the memory stick that was currently sitting in my...
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Annoying
What’s the first reaction you have when someone’s annoying you? Right… Hit them in the face (at least in your imagination!). Good… Now that we’ve got that clear, try to imagine how THAT guy must be feeling… Two parts!
“When I say WEAKass you say Bitch-Weakass… BITCH!”
“VENNY, shut the fuck up!”
“I spread my wings and FLY...
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Asshole Mario - Sadistic Extreme
So, you think you’re good at Mario, huh? Well, Here’s the deal: The friend of the best Super Mario World player in the world (some Japanese guy, naturally) hacked the SMW ROM and made his own levels to challenge his friend. To call these levels “insanely hard” would be an understatement. You can check a preview here:
Let’s just say this guy loves his invisible...
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Talk To Your Kids About Sex
Kids these days are growing up very quickly and they have a lot of important questions. Especially when it comes to questions about sex…
Success comes to kids who KNOW all about SEX!
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End of The World
So, how does the end of the world looks like? Lately I’ve been watching 2 movies regarding this subject and there are some others that I would recommend. Movies of this character usually do not contain lots of action, but they leave lots of stuff to think about (that is if you’re still capable of watching something different than a no-brainer movie or some soap drama on a TV).
Some of...